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Since February 2, my email subscription updates have not been working.  No one is getting my updates and it has got me sad/disappointed/aggrevated.  So, this is the way I’ve been feeling since then. I still can’t get it to work but hopefully someone sweet will be willing to help me Enjoy!

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My four year old and I have lots of conversations in the car.  Some conversations make me laugh and some make me wonder, “where does  she hear this stuff from”.  Anyway, they’re all so cute because it lets me me know what she’s thinking.

Here are two small conversations I just had to share with everyone.  It made me laugh out loud because she’ll come out and just say some random things.

4 y.o.  – Mama, that’s a hospital truck, right?

Me – Hospital truck? (looking around really quickly while I drive) Oh yea, that is actually an ambulance baby (yes, I still call her baby).

4 y.o. – What is that for?

Me – It’s how they take sick or hurt people to the hospital.

4 y.o. – And dead people too, right mama?

OMG! I had no idea she would say something like that.  So I had to say,

Me – Yes, and dead people too.

Immediately I changed the subject because I knew the conversation would go somewhere else along those same lines.  I was not ready for that!

Another funny conversation happened while driving home from picking her up from school one day.  She said she was hungry so she asked for lunch and said she wanted pizza.  So I told her that right before we go home, that we’ll get pizza.  This is the conversation that we had in the car:

4 y.o. – Mama, I’m hungry, can we have pizza for lunch?

Me – That sounds like a good idea. Right before we get home, we’ll get it.

4 y.o. – But I don’t want pizza at home (she meant she didn’t want Ellio’s pizza).  I want triangle pizza from the pizza place.

Me – Oh, excuse me missy (saying it with a laugh).  Ok, then, we’ll go to the pizzeria and get you triangle pizza.

4 y.o. – YAY!!! I love triangle pizza mama.

I had no idea a 4 year old would know how to distinguish between frozen pizza and “pizzeria” pizza.  C’mon, at her age, a pizza is a pizza…right?

It’s true, kids say the darnest things.

Do you have some wacky conversations you’d like to share? I would love to hear them!!

Happy Sunday!

Thanks to one of my (many) favorite blogs, Hot Chocolate Caramel Mocha, for showing me and the rest of her readers this funny video.

I don’t know about you but it was my first time seeing this video. I love it! It’s hilarious.  I hope you enjoy it too!

I was sent an email containing the riddle below.  It’s so true and funny at the same time.

Enjoy!

WEDDING FAIRY

A married couple in their early 60 ‘ s were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant….

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof!
- two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I.” The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!….the husband became 93 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are Female…..

My husband is addicted to watching Jerry Springer.  Everyone knows that crazy, wild show, right? Well,  since he is not here during the day, he records the show so he can watch it at night.  He usually watches it when the kids are in bed and I’m on the computer because sometimes those people on that show are just plain dumb, I can’t bear to watch it.  Other times, I can’t help but watch it because it is so damn interesting and entertaining too.

This particular episode had us both laughing so hard.  I knew something was going to erupt when I saw her face.

Men, this will happen to you if you are caught cheating!!! LOL!

Check it out:

I received this in a email today and thought I’d share it with all of you. Enjoy!

Can’t eat pork,
Swine flu…

Can’t eat chicken,
Bird flu.

Can’t eat Beef,
Mad cow….

Can’t eat eggs,
Salmonella.

Can’t eat fish,
Heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can’t eat fruits and veggies,
Insecticides and herbicides.
BUT

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember – - - ‘STRESSED’
spelled backwards! is
‘DESSERTS’

Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds

Delete it and you will gain 10 pounds immediately!

That’s why I had to pass this on – -
- – - didn’t want to risk it – - -
And I wanted to put a smile on your face.

Pass it on to all you know! Have a great evening!

My four year old daughter LOVES to dress herself. She dresses and undresses herself all the time. If I try to help her, she gets upset.  So I leave her alone. She is a very independent girl when it comes to that.

So one day, after running a whole lot of errands, she mentioned to me that she was getting tired and asked if she could put on her pajamas. I was in the middle of cooking dinner so I told her she knew where her pajamas were and that she can go to her room and change.

She comes out of her room and something looks wrong. I looked at her and said: “Vanessa, where did you get those pajamas from”? She looks down at them and says, “I didn’t get them from my hamper Mommy”.

My son and I laughed so hard because we knew exactly what she meant.  I asked her why did she take her pj’s from the hamper.

She looked at me with a surprised face (like I wouldn’t find out) and said “But Mommy, I wanted to wear my favorite pajamas, the ones in my draws are not my favorite”!

Needless to say, she won.

She ended up wearing her “hampered” pj’s to bed.

I’m telling you, there’s never a dull moment at our house!

Note: They weren’t really dirty, she only wore it once after her bath.

Below is a conversation I had with my 4 year old.  We were just about to have dinner so I asked my 4 year old to call her brother over for dinner.

Here is what the conversation was like:

Nessa: Steven, dinner’s ready.

Nessa: Look Mom, here’s your brother.

Mom: (laughing)  No baby (Yes, I still call her baby), he’s not my brother, he’s my son.

Nessa: No, he’s not.  He’s your brother Mommy.

Mom: Baby, you’re my daughter and he’s my son.

Nessa: No MOMMY!! He’s your brother, he’s not your son.  He’s not in the sky.

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I laughed so hard.

Now I knew what she meant. I then tried to explain to her how he is not my brother.  It was hard to stop laughing while trying to tell her how and why he is my son.  I hope she got it.  If not, I’ll tell her to go ask her father.. LOL

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Sometimes she says the funniest things.  Kids are indeed so cute and naive.  I love my kids.  I think they’re the best!

If you have kids, what was the funniest thing they’ve said recently?