Below is a conversation I had with my 4 year old.  We were just about to have dinner so I asked my 4 year old to call her brother over for dinner.

Here is what the conversation was like:

Nessa: Steven, dinner’s ready.

Nessa: Look Mom, here’s your brother.

Mom: (laughing)  No baby (Yes, I still call her baby), he’s not my brother, he’s my son.

Nessa: No, he’s not.  He’s your brother Mommy.

Mom: Baby, you’re my daughter and he’s my son.

Nessa: No MOMMY!! He’s your brother, he’s not your son.  He’s not in the sky.

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I laughed so hard.

Now I knew what she meant. I then tried to explain to her how he is not my brother.  It was hard to stop laughing while trying to tell her how and why he is my son.  I hope she got it.  If not, I’ll tell her to go ask her father.. LOL

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Sometimes she says the funniest things.  Kids are indeed so cute and naive.  I love my kids.  I think they’re the best!

If you have kids, what was the funniest thing they’ve said recently?

Here we go again.  The only thing that is different is that they’re messing with my email address now.  How sick and bored can these people be?

I have no idea but here it is:

From: Mrs. Carolina Marino

I am the above named person from Switzerland . I am married to Dr Gregory
Marino who worked with Switzerland Embassy in America for seven years
before he died in the year 2008.We were married for eleven years without a
child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only two weeks.
Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I
decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my Matrimonial home which
the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum
of 24Million Dollars (twenty four Million United State Dollars) on the
safe deposit box with the bank. Europe.

Presently, this money is still deposited on the safe deposit box with the
bank.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next four
months due to cancer Problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke
sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this Fund to
church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money
the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use
these funds to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word
of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made
us to understand that blessed is the hand
that giveth.

I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my
husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don?t want a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the
reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I
know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord. The lord he will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t
need any telephone ommunication in this regard because of my health and
because of the presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I
don’t want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible As soon as I receive your reply I shall
give you the contact of the BANK in Europe I will also issue you a letter
of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this
Fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is
my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I stated herein Hoping to hearing from you.

I have set aside 30% for you and for your time and 10% for any expenses if
there is any then remaining balance for the word of God.

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Carolina Marino

I received a package last night from Snapfish, supposedly.  Their name and their address was on the right top of the box.   At first, I thought it was another book hubby bought from Ebay and the person reused the Snapfish box but that wasn’t the case.  Anyway, I opened the package and inside was a handwritten note, a Snapfish receipt with my information on it and a copy of the photobook I had made a few weeks ago.  I asked myself,  did I order another photobook without realizing it?  I know I ordered just one because you couldn’t get another one for free.  So I read the letter and this is what it said:

Dear Lisa,

Snapfish mailed your book to me by mistake, so I’m taking it upon myself to mail it to you directly.  I really enjoyed the book you created.  I trust you will too (as I opened it thinking it was mine, as it was mailed to me)

Be well, and good luck.

She signed it and left her number. I was in disbelief.  I was like wow, this is weird. I thought about calling her to thank her but I feel funny calling a complete stranger.  My husband said to call her because that would be the best thing to do.  I still haven’t called her.  Maybe I’ll call her later.

Now I have a “gift” to give to someone.    So, should I call her to thank her or just forget about it?

Today is “bumming out” day for all of us at home so I’ve got my favorite funny cartoon here to brighten up your day.  Hope you enjoy!

Maxine

Would you want to be friends with him???  For some strange reason, I thought of a shark when I saw that knife.  That is just crazy!  Seeing things like that makes me feel so grateful I live in America!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

By the way, that happened in Bangkok.  Has anyone been there before?  I would to know.