Top 5 Annoying Things My Husband Says…


I’ve been married to my lovely husband for 14+ years and I’m still madly in love with him.  I also still find him attractive but that doesn’t mean I don’t get annoyed by some of the things he says.

Here’s what he says that drives me bananas:

1. Where’s the remote? — Maybe if you would get off your ass, you’d find it. Most of the time he’s sitting on it.

2. I can’t find it! — Well if you look right, you’ll find it. It’s not gonna pop out and say here I am!

3. What’s for dinner? — Whatever I decide to make. Honestly, sometimes I don’t even know what to cook.  Most of the time I create the menu in five minutes.

4. Do I have clean clothes? — I wash clothes every week, what do you think?

5. There’s nothing on TV! – Really? Nothing at all? With over 200 channels plus movie channels you mean to tell me there is absolutely nothing to watch? Impossible!

And that folks, is Love & Marriage with a little snark tucked into it!

After all that, I still love him with all my heart. 😉 I wonder what he thinks of me when I’m annoying? Hmmmm

What are some things your spouse says that annoys you? I would love to know!


  1. OMG hilarious!!! Love it!
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  2. LMBO!! I love it!! its true!
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  3. LOL! Number 3 and when are you going to cook? Are some of the most annoying things my ex used to say.
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  4. I’ve only been married for 3 months, so I know there’s plenty of annoying things to come for us! My husband says #2 alllll the time. I call it the “man look” because my father and brother do the same thing. If it’s not in front of their faces, it’s not there. Drives me crazy!

  5. So funny !!! 😉
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  6. Well, congrats on 14+ years wow! Yeah, my huz asks me where things are before he even looks. Must be in there DNA 🙂
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